Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie has finally seen his '99 midnight green Reidster driven into a ditch. Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb totaled the latest Eagles make and model during Sunday's wreck of a game in Cincinnati. As a result, No. 5 and "I'll have the No. 5" are just as done in Philly as T.O. was three years ago. Either that or Lurie cares more about devotion than his division.

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AFC East: As much as everyone praises Bill Belichick -- and they do, freakin' ad naseum -- let's actually criticize the Hoody every once in a while, too. If he had of opened the playbook up for Matt Cassell like he did late in the game for all four quarters, the Patriots likely would have won. -- Full AFC East breakdown

AFC North: Gotta love that snowy slobberknocker we witnessed Sunday. The Pittsburgh Steelers don't always win pretty, but they almost always find a way to win, which is all that matters. I also refuse to call that game the first 11-10 game in NFL history. In my mind, the final score is, was and always will be 18-10. -- Full AFC North breakdown

AFC South: We've always known that the 10-0 Tennessee Titans could D up, tote the rock and manage a lead, but air it out and come from behind? If no-name receivers Brandon Jones and Justin Gage can keep playing like they have been, then I'm not sure there's an AFC team that can stop their Super Bowl surge. -- Full AFC South breakdown

AFC West: The AFC West is without a doubt the absolute worst division in football. Just pathetic. I don't think the Denver Broncos could win any other division, and the Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders and, yes, now even the San Diego Chargers are absolute garbage. There hasn't been a group of seasons this bad since "T.J. Hooker" was on the air. -- Full AFC West breakdown

NFC East: There's the NFC Beast -- the G-Men -- and then there's the NFC Least -- everybody else. The Dallas Cowboys, Eagles and Washington Redskins all have no chance to make the Super Bowl. Zero. Zilch. None. Nada. If you're an NFL Least fan, you might as well Mike Tice your Super Bowl tickets now. Just trying to help. -- Full NFC East breakdown

NFC North: What is up with the Chicago Bears' defense? They look like the '85 Bears against the Titans' seventh-ranked rushing attack one week, then look more like the '95 Bears against the Green Bay Packers' 19th-ranked ground game the next. Which version of Da Bears are you: Ditka or Wannstedt? Make up your mind already. -- Full NFC North breakdown

NFC South: The Carolina Panthers are either bored out of their gourd, overrated or betting large chunks of money on their opponent. There is simply no other way to describe their past two games. What kind of bizarro world are we living in when the Detroit Lions give the Panthers a scare and Turtle hooks up with Meadow Soprano in the same weekend? -- Full NFC South breakdown

NFC West: The only way I would have watched the two NFC West divisional match-ups this past weekend was if I was forced to -- "A Clockwork Orange" style. How worthless have the Seattle Seahawks and St. Louis Rams become when we expect them to get manhandled by the Arizona Cardinals and San Francisco 49ers? The times they are a-changin'. -- Full NFC West breakdown

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